"Irrational" is how 36th District Court Judge Ronald Giles described Kilpatrick's assault on a deputy who was trying Thursday afternoon to serve court papers on a friend of the mayor. Good for Giles to finally take real charge of the mayor's criminal case Friday, after weeks of swaying in the hot air from Kilpatrick's defense team. The judge set a thug-like cash bond for the mayor, subjected him to random drug tests, and generally dressed Kilpatrick down for incredibly bad behavior. In short, he treated the mayor like the criminal defendant he is. About time.

Maybe now Kilpatrick's $700-an-hour lawyers will get serious with Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy about some kind of plea to end this nightmare, which has yet to reach even the preliminary hearing stage. Trial? Likely into next year. Cost? Millions of Wayne County tax dollars that could be put to so much better use.

With a cloud hanging over the City Council because of its own scandal on a sludge contract, there's a big ball sitting in Gov. Jennifer Granholm's court, too. The council asked her to use her constitutional power to boot the mayor; Granholm, ever judicious, has set up a legal procedure for decision-making. It is at least on a faster pace than the mayor's criminal case, but nothing official can really begin to happen until after Labor Day, and this, again, is going to take time and money from a state that has so many other major needs for its resources.

Even as Granholm's quasi-judicial cogs are turning, she ought to be privately leaning on the mayor to do everybody, including himself, a favor and quit. Whatever she may think of the legal grounds for removing him, Granholm can't be happy about the mayor's public conduct, the paralysis he has inflicted on Detroit and the damage he is doing to Michigan's image. Next time he calls to ask for a meeting on Cobo Hall, she just has to say: "Mr. Mayor, what's the point? I've been asked to sit in judgment of you. We have nothing else to discuss unless it's how you can spare us both a lot of grief."