From The Maas - General Goofiness

Because I Hate You

nospam@example.com (marc) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:39:38 -0500

...The Star Wars Holiday Special!

Mike Rowe is a personal hero of mine

nospam@example.com (marc) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:32:27 -0500

I can not not post this.

nospam@example.com (marc) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:09:21 -0500

Awesome. Language warning. But still Awesome.

Election Day Palate Cleanser

nospam@example.com (marc) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:45:58 -0500

I had always wondered.

nospam@example.com (marc) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:56:50 -0400

41 seconds

Apply Directly To The Baby's Head

nospam@example.com (marc) — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:34:59 -0400

Awesome.

All Hope Is Lost...

nospam@example.com (marc) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:11:24 -0400

...for us, but not for the inhabitants of the lucky planet where Al Gore's infant son lands:

"I tried to warn them, but the Elders of this planet would not listen," said Gore, who in 2000 was nearly banished to a featureless realm of nonexistence for promoting his unpopular message. "They called me foolish and laughed at my predictions. Yet even now, the Midwest is flooded, the ice caps are melting, and the cities are rocked with tremors, just as I foretold. Fools! Why didn't they heed me before it was too late?"

Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity's hubristic folly.

This is how bad things have gotten in Motown

nospam@example.com (marc) — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:46:39 -0400

Fans hope Lions can help give city of Detroit a much-needed boost

Yikes! Talk about misplaced hope...

Journey at the Center of the Earth

nospam@example.com (marc) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:54:56 -0400

This is no way to go through life

nospam@example.com (marc) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:26:12 -0400

The magic number is 0.441:

Sheriff's deputies were called around 11:30 p.m. Saturday to a report of a crash involving a riding lawnmower at Townline and Charlevoix roads.

Witnesses told police that Earhart earlier appeared to be slumped over the wheel of the mower as it went in circles in the intersection. He appeared to regain control at one point, but passed out again and was thrown to the ground. The mower continued until it struck a tree and lawn ornament. A witness shut off the engine.

Summertime PSA!

nospam@example.com (marc) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:43:16 -0400

Dark Knight PSA: UV Protectionfunny videosFunnyOrDie.com

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

MANTAGE

nospam@example.com (marc) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:33:49 -0400

Our Wonderful Nature

nospam@example.com (marc) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:01:48 -0400

Mating Rituals of the Water Shrew

I would not be able to resist this movie.

nospam@example.com (marc) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:39:45 -0400

What's the hardest part about being you?

nospam@example.com (marc) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:34:06 -0400